Refrain

It’s a Kentucky fried Christmas
Come on down
Where the lights stay up
On the porch year round
It’s a John Deere tractor
Sleigh bell ride
And there’s no such thing
As a silent night
In the blue grass state
It’s a state of mind
And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried

Couplet 1

From Louisville to Harlan
It’s time to deck the halls
With Charlie Brown and Jesus
Front yard inflatables
Get a turkey from the Walmarts
Last minute presents and cards
We do things different round here

Refrain

It’s a Kentucky fried Christmas
Come on down
Where the lights stay up
On the porch year round
It’s a John Deere tractor
Sleigh bell ride
And there’s no such thing
As a silent night
In the blue grass state
It’s a state of mind
And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried

Couplet 2

Loretta Lynn and Ricky
Spinning on the vinyl
Daddy reading stories
From the family bible
See the stars and the moon shine
On a cold December night
We do things different round here

Refrain

It’s a Kentucky fried Christmas
Come on down
Where the lights stay up
On the porch year round
It’s a John Deere tractor
Sleigh bell ride
And there’s no such thing
As a silent night
In the blue grass state
It’s a state of mind
And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried

Couplet 3

Jingle bells Colonel Clause
Home grown all the way
Oh what fun it is eat
Hot browns on Christmas Day
Bells on wildcats ring
Eating pecan pie
Oh what fun it is to add some slide

Refrain

It’s a Kentucky fried Christmas
Come on down
Where the lights stay up
On the porch year round
It’s a John Deere tractor
Sleigh bell ride
And there’s no such thing
As a silent night
In the blue grass state
It’s a state of mind
And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried